Beware of Counterfeit AFTER BATTERY T- Shirts

 

2. It was reported in the Wall Street Journal yesterday that there was a rash of counterfeit AFTER BATTERY t- shirts flooding the market. Our copyright lawyers have warned us of this since the shirts were selling so high on E-Bay. They were up to $200.00 today. But men we as always are one step ahead of them. Every one of our shirts has a micro computer chip sewn in the color. So if you bought it from us you are protected. But if you bought one on E Bay and you are not sure if it’s genuine then you may bring it to us FREE of charge and we will scan it for you for a nominal fee of $18.00. If it is counterfeit we will destroy the shirt FREE and give you a brand new genuine shirt for the low low price of $18.00 even though you paid $200.00 for it.$36.00 FOR A $200.00 COUNTERFEIT SHIRT. Not a bad deal. OUR CUSTOMERS ALWAYS COME FIRST!!!

 

The Hats and shirts that you ordered are in. I will have them at this Wednesday AFTER BATTERY SOCIAL or if you can’t make that then I will bring them to the monthly meeting. I have reordered both shirts and hats. I hope everybody gets one that wants one. So far I have only sold 70 to our base of over 300 members all the rest have been going to other bases. I absolutely have to cut off the order at 1000. I can’t sell these as limited edition collector’s items if I don’t. I turned down an order just this morning from Microsoft for 10,000 shirts. They wanted to give one away with each copy of Vista. Men I am trying to give everybody a shot at getting one but time is running out. Don’t you be the one that goes to the national convention without one and be embarrassed when you see all the other bases wearing one. Remember we take cash , your check, or the easy pay way of send us your pin# hehe. We are always gentle. I still have some small t-shirts for those that want to buy one for a grandchild. I can still order but I must warn you that the cut off is looming.

 

3. We still have the red and white 50 cent beer cooler. Take advantage of this special. We may also do another “Manager’s Special “ soon

 Later man,

Neck